Picasso@sh.itjust.worksM to CoupleMemes@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months agoThe "I Love My Wife" Starter Packfiles.catbox.moeimagemessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up186arrow-down10
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minus-squareMrJameGumb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 months agoAside from the first part you don’t actually need a wife to do most of that stuff. I could in theory constantly talk about a fictional wife I don’t have and claim that she needed me for something so I could get out of awkward social situations.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoIt’s easier to not need to lie.
minus-squareMrJameGumb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoI disagree. I firmly believe that keeping track of a handful of lies about a fictional wife is considerably easier than actually being married.
minus-squareFlihpFlorp@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoBut then say things like “you’re crazy” “you’re insane” and “sir please put down the gun”
Aside from the first part you don’t actually need a wife to do most of that stuff. I could in theory constantly talk about a fictional wife I don’t have and claim that she needed me for something so I could get out of awkward social situations.
It’s easier to not need to lie.
I disagree. I firmly believe that keeping track of a handful of lies about a fictional wife is considerably easier than actually being married.
But then say things like “you’re crazy” “you’re insane” and “sir please put down the gun”