Man, when I would hit about 700 or 800 mg a day for a couple weeks working pharmacy, that’s when I knew I had to chill out from caffeine for a hot minute. But it gradually got there. I know it’s just a meme and all, but shit, a gram is wild man. Seems like that would be asking for an arrhythmia or something. Lordy

“Dont worry Boss, me and the shadowy figures at the corner of my vision are totally fit to operate a forklift truck.”