As Most Acts Bail, Trump Floats Replacing Freedom 250 Shows With 'Number One Attraction Anywhere'—Himself | Common Dreams
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Trump called himself "the man who gets much larger audiences than Elvis in his prime," and "the man who some say is the Greatest President in History (THE GOAT)!"
  • BeBopALouie@lemmy.caEnglish
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    11 days ago

    He can lead with his usual 2 headliners. Falling asleep and shitting his pants.

    If he gets an ovation he will toss in a free whining session about Obama.

    • Jay@lemmy.caEnglish
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      11 days ago

      He’d get a 20 minute standing ovation from me if he happens to have a massive coronary onstage.