Crashed into a canal don’t recommend, it has however retored my faith in humanity everyone involved has been phoning or visiting to check. Bikes now out of the lock phone is rippers, but my keys are there, and the lockkeeper is dropping it off. Got away with the physical injuries just a scraped need and some muscles ache from landing. Got a bloody nose from the impact

Just left with a wait and see if the goose poo and rat wee causes an issue

Can’t complain really sun is shining didn’t die