I’m doing my best to stop drinking, but my local only has Heineken 0 available. What else do you lot drink that I can reliably get in the pub, which isn’t full of caffeine or sugar?
Water is about all I can think of but I’m wondering if there is something I can ask for that I’m overlooking. I’m hoping this will be like when I learned about pesto; I couldn’t believe I had gone so long before eating it.


Isn’t cider non alcoholic?
In the UK, most cider is alcoholic
No? It’s fermented fruit
Americans (and maybe other English-speaking countries, I don’t know) call some common kinds of non-fermented apple juice “cider”. To get the alcoholic one that the UK calls cider, you need to ask for “hard cider”
Those countries are daft
This guy’s American! Get him boys!
Now let’s not start calling others names.