“The Adventures of the Meat-Eating Chapter of the Animal Liberation Front”
A bunch of people sitting around a table discussing how disgusting and repulsive the conditions in slaughterhouses are and their plans to attack, while chowing down on filet mignon and being like, “Wow, that’s actually really good, how’d you make this?”
Getting to the ranch and the farmer sees them and starts talking to them about how his wife went vegan and he’s been conflicted and he’s just unsure about making the leap, but they have no advice or resources to give so they just shoot him. As they free the cows, one of them spots one that’s especially plump. “Hey, you still got those butcher tools? Why don’t we keep this one?”
They finally succeed, all the factory farms in the country have been shut down and a communist utopia has been established, they go to the co-op looking for meat but they’re all out because doing it ethically is less efficient. As they’re walking along, dejected, they come across a closed down factory farm. “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” “Maybe it’s a good thing we didn’t hit this place!”
“The Adventures of the Meat-Eating Chapter of the Animal Liberation Front”
A bunch of people sitting around a table discussing how disgusting and repulsive the conditions in slaughterhouses are and their plans to attack, while chowing down on filet mignon and being like, “Wow, that’s actually really good, how’d you make this?”
Getting to the ranch and the farmer sees them and starts talking to them about how his wife went vegan and he’s been conflicted and he’s just unsure about making the leap, but they have no advice or resources to give so they just shoot him. As they free the cows, one of them spots one that’s especially plump. “Hey, you still got those butcher tools? Why don’t we keep this one?”
They finally succeed, all the factory farms in the country have been shut down and a communist utopia has been established, they go to the co-op looking for meat but they’re all out because doing it ethically is less efficient. As they’re walking along, dejected, they come across a closed down factory farm. “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” “Maybe it’s a good thing we didn’t hit this place!”
I think it’s hilarious.
💚😆