• mommykink@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    When I was a kid I’d purposefully not tell my parents that I lost a tooth. I’d hold on to it and wait until I stayed the night at my grandparents and “lose” it there. Even as a young child, I was smart enough to realize that the tooth fairy discriminated against zip codes. At my parents house, she only paid up $1 for tooth, but at mamaw and Pappas? $10 for the thing!

    This happened about 5 times before they started asking questions, btw.