Trump : We won the war. It was perfect and so easy with my huge american dick.
Rest of the world : …
Trump : We need you to act on the war we won, you retarded non-amercicans.
Rest of the world : Really sorry mister Trump, we won’t.
Trump: You’re a bunch of losers living in shithole countries. My army is the biggest it can do anything, I don’t need anything from you. Now DO SOMETHING or I will put 1000% tariffs on the air you breath and exit NATO.
Rest of the world:…
Trump: Iran, we won and it was easy. Now open the strait. Americans don’t care about us killing hundreds of school girls and civilians, but they draw the line at high gas prices. BTW we don’t need your gas lol.
Iran: Fuck you you fat turd.
Trump: This is my 9th and final ultimatum you bastads. I will use all my big bombs on you if you don’t open the fucking strait. Praise Allah. I’m not mad you’re mad.
Lol. That’s not how it happens:
Ooh also when Iran says “Fuck you you fat turd” rest of the world condemns them.