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calango@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago

Why are you crying, Windows user?

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Why are you crying, Windows user?

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calango@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago
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  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    dump a pregant cow next to the kitten labeled “Chromium”

  • Logical@lemmy.world
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    Relatable

  • spectrums_coherence@piefed.social
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    I see you don’t run electron app in flatpaks :)

  • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world
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    My unpopular opinion: free ram is useless ram. Go on, OS. Put evertyhing into ram. I have 64GB of it. Fill it the fuck up. I want to be able to open things blazingly fast, that’s why its there. The trick is leaving enough so new things can fit without waiting for cleanup.

    If you had unlimited ram, you’d be mad the OS was wasting time cleaning up behind itself.

  • sudoer777@lemmy.ml
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    Don’t forget to allocate the rest to Firefox, and your swap as well since that’s still not enough

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    Meme portraying a small cat sitting on a large beige couch, the couch is captioned: "the 8GB of DDR3 RAM in my minecraft server" and the cat is captioned "Alpine Linux"

  • Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works
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    Meanwhile, the latest macOS update took away 20% of my battery life and added 15% of ram usage, just because, while the battery life of my Linux laptop is actually getting better with updates.

  • Hiro8811@lemmy.world
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    Watch them disappear once you start a blender render

  • irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    just wait until you need to edit some xml in android studio

    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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      That’s a webapp.

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    I cried today b/c although I knew my mistake, I accidentally sat upon my balls just as I was sitting down to sort through my missteps & reinstall w/ a refreshed and more educated approach. Karma was doing its thing with me today. I hope that I am paying it forward because I can’t honestly think of any hurt I may have caused to warrant such a thing upon me. Now, I don’t know why I’m crying. Probably seen enough trailers for that new E.T. Movie w/ Jared Goff.

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    Now add a German Shepherd labelled “Firefox” 😝

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      Firefox is very heavy, I’m enjoying using its friends Brave or Falkon

      • MacFearrs@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        “Friends”

      • Cevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Please don’t recommend Brave.

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    We’re not lol, why do you think the users of other OSs envy you? It’s not hard to switch.

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    I beg your pardon, sir

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