oh oh! I hope there’s a cameo of CGI Dick Cheney!

She’s a spry 71, about time they got some young blood in the game
I choose to believe that they asked grok how to plan a ground invasion of Iran and it recommended speaking to her since Cheney is currently occupied with burning in hell.
Why do you think they started the ballroom project? They need an underground temple for necromantic rituals to bring Cheney back to life
Unlike Juche necromancy, it probably involves Microsoft Copilot and a $14.99/month subscription plan for some reason

My sweet little rice patty
It’s that Post 9-11 world reboot, Baby!
Maybe they discovered another secret stan video of Condoleezza, but in Iran this time, and they just want to ask her, “no seriously, what the fuck?”
They have been claiming to be on a mission from god…










