• MoonMelon@lemmy.ml
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    5 months ago

    TFW you live in a galaxy-spanning super civilization but your planet is dying because its ID in the central database has a UUID collision with another planet 80000 light years away.

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      5 months ago

      Well, the UUIDs for almost everything we use are galaxy-scale already. Astronomers just need to up those random letters a bit.

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      5 months ago

      How difficult would it be for every single thing that can be cataloged and named in the known universe to have a sufficiently unique UUID?

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        5 months ago

        IDK, it’s fun to think about because maybe the 128 bit UUID is still being used due to 40k-like levels of technical debt, and also weird edge cases that cause ID explosion. Like maybe the 4000 year old spec says we need to track micrometeoroids too, sorry.