I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard, and, I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises.

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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 months ago

AND (because it won’t fit in the title) In no way should the granting of this wish involve the country of Turkey or the broader Turkic peoples.

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