Don’t forget, they also charge for every little thing. Fly United, and don’t forget all our add-ons.

Literally any time I see United Airlines branding, I immediately get “United breaks guitars” stuck in my head.

I tried to buy a drink on a united flight once, and the poor guy had to tell me the only way I could pay for it was to download the united airlines app via the in-flight wifi and enter my card details there. Which I couldn’t do, so fuck me I guess.