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Clodsire@lemmy.ml to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago

‘Advertising Doesn’t Work On Me,’ Says Chosen One Who Will Lead Humanity Out Of Dark Age Of Commercialism

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Clodsire@lemmy.ml to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago
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PORTLAND, OR—Preaching the virtues of breaking free from an oppressive system of mass brainwashing, local man Dan Pearson, the chosen one who will lead humanity out of its current dark age of commercialism, revealed Monday that advertising doesn’t work on him. “I actually do research online instead of just buying something because of some dumb […]
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    I don’t see ads unless I’m using someone else’s TV. And then it pisses me off

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      I get irrationally angry if I’m even in a room where there are ads.

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