Can someone give me the meeting minutes or some highlights? Thanks

  • lmfaMAO [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    16 天前

    MEMO: OFFICE OF ALLYSHIP STANDARDS

    Effective 6/10/25:

    • Straight couples must secure a “Temporary Hetero Permit” (THP) for public handholding.
    • Permits require 3 notarized letters of support from trans neighbors (FORM T-9).

    FORMAL NOTICE: FLAG CODE REVISION

    Per STATUTE PRIDE-7: Failure to display rainbow flags on primary domicile results in:
    1st offense: Community service (bedazzling city buses).
    2nd offense: Mandatory karaoke to Cher’s entire discography (Enforcement via Firearm)

    All Funding secured via “Straight Tears” tax (CODE: ST-2025).