Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed a new bill that bans the word “gay” from being used in any Christmas songs past or present, sources confirmed.
  • xxce2AAb@feddit.dkEnglish
    81·
    5 months ago

    “It’s not even about homosexuality. I just don’t want any of you to be happy or joyful.”

    • ExtremeDullard@piefed.socialEnglish
      01·
      5 months ago

      In fairness, Christmas creeps the shit out of me. It’s so gaudy, ultra-commercial and fueled with fake happiness and holiday cheer nobody gets to experience because it’s so damn stressful socially and financially, that’s one tradition I’d gladly do without.

      Fuck Christmas.

      Oh and yeah, fuck DeSantis too. No relationship, just something that needs saying.

  • ExtremeDullard@piefed.socialEnglish
    1·
    5 months ago

    Easy workaround:

    […]
    It’s the hap-happiest season of all,
    With those holiday greetings and homosexual happy meetings […]

    There… Not banned anymore 🙂

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todayEnglish
    1·
    5 months ago

    I live in Florida, and I straight up believed that headline. I would not be the least bit surprised if that headline were real.

  • barnaclebutt@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1·
    5 months ago

    Ron said he’s sick of everyone calling his lifts gay high heels. After which he yelled, “they are not gay! Nothing is gay! Staying stuff is gay is illegal!” In response, one reporter said, “Ron we now our gay apparel?” And Ron said “it’s Don that’s gay he blew Clinton and I’m removing gay references from all of Christmas!”