• Xenomorph [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    9 months ago

    Birds can tell when you’re creepy around women. That’s why they always land on the finger of a princess frolicking in the woods. Jordan Peterson taught me that.

    • Wheaties [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      9 months ago

      up-yours-woke-moralists These leftist would have you believe that woodland critters can’t intuit the chaotic nature of the feminine. It’s… sorry… it’s just such a frightening position, you can understand why I’m a little misty eyed just at the thought.