irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.ee to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 10 months agoSome Grammaticial voices.lemm.eeimagemessage-square38linkfedilinkarrow-up1167arrow-down13
arrow-up1164arrow-down1imageSome Grammaticial voices.lemm.eeirelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.ee to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square38linkfedilink
minus-squareSickos [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoA paper full of garbage data stacked Statistically massaged supports our grant
minus-squareSickos [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoTo publish, to perish, a choice is naught For tenure is the very thing I want
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoTwas not the merit of the deed, but the volume of the citation that laid waste to all dreams of laboratoire bare
A paper full of garbage data stacked
Statistically massaged supports our grant
To publish, to perish, a choice is naught
For tenure is the very thing I want
Twas not the merit of the deed, but the volume of the citation that laid waste to all dreams of laboratoire bare