• modifier@lemmy.ca
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      2 years ago

      All I’m saying is, I could be talked around to the idea. I’m saying I’m not open to a 4 horsemen regime, but I’m less closed to it than I was a year ago.

      • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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        Yep.

        It’s trump in a greasy gilded golf cart carried like a ghetto palanquin ported by poor people. Then the horsemen:

        1. Putin for war
        2. Bibi for conquest
        3. Kim for famine
        4. Xi for death

        Chasing after them are some truly stupid people throwing flowers and pledging eternal support.

        • Ledericas@lemm.ee
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          2 years ago

          trump is too incompetent to be baal, lord of destruction, hes not as coninviing and smart as baal. he would be a low-level demon.

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            He’s an idiot, he’s incompetent, he’s blinded by greed, jealousy and hatred… And yet he’s incredibly powerful and doing serious damage to the entire planet, he’s totally Baal.

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      2 years ago

      I’d go straight to death and plead for a quick one. I don’t wanna be around to experience what his brothers bring.

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        2 years ago

        SORRY, WE’RE JUST HERE AS A METAPHOR. YOU HUMANS ARE THE ONES WHO DO THE ACTUAL KILLING AND SUCH.

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    I’M JUST HERE TRYING TO DO MY JOB. WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OF IT?

    SQUEAK!

    I KNOW, I KNOW, IT’S JUST THAT THESE HUMANS CANNOT BE PLEASED!

    Should be plenty of eyeballs after, right?

    SQUEAK

    Didn’t ask you, was talking to the skeleton on the horse.

    I, UH, NEVER CONCERNED MYSELF WITH THE LEFTOVERS.