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dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 month ago

js is in the "pure embodiment of hell" category along with vb.net and php

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js is in the "pure embodiment of hell" category along with vb.net and php

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  • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    C++, lawful good

    • Valmond@lemmy.world
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      Ah, template code.

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        Template-C++ is not C++ after all /s

    • Boomkop3@reddthat.com
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      That I’ll call chaotic evil

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        Not evil by itself, but if you want to obfuscate C++20 code you can get REALLY creative…

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          Depends on how much you hate yourself

    • dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      tbh i didnt even make this meme, it was my dad, i just posted it here

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        Hi ops Dad

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    C++ is chaotic goodl, C is lawful good in my opinion

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    No way Bash is lawful, or Malbolge is chaotic… And no way C++ is lawful either.

    Did you just throw the languages around at random? At least Perl fell on the right place…

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      ADA should be the lawful good.

      Bash is chaotic neutral.

      Java is lawful neutral.

      Javascript fits ok as chaotic evil.

      Move ASM to neutral evil.

      And maybe f77 as lawful evil.

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      Right? I do like Shell but scripts over 200 loc get quickly confusing, no matter how well you organize them. Not to start with Batch, they get confusing at 10 loc.

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    At no point should C++ be considered “lawful” or “good”. Haskell would be the best.

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      Haskell is where hope and sanity go to die.

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        That’s when you have to comply with decades of backwards compatibility.

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      Haskell would be the best.

      lisp wants some words with you about that

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    I haven’t used PHP in a while (10+years) but I didn’t think it was that frustrating as its reputation seems to imply today. I remember their docs all had examples and I found that pretty useful.

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      It can be pretty frustrating when dealing with old code bases. However its introducing a lot of really great features, so if you’ve got the time to either start a new project or rewrite with the more modern features you’ll be fine.

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      For what I remember, it was just a normal interpreted language but you had to put “$” everywhere.

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        🤑

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    Python should be one of the chaotics.
    You can even dynamically create global variables in there.

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      Or stick a new variable onto the instance of a class 🤯

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    C++ good? Shiggity diggity

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      Tell me op never did c++ without telling me op never did c++

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        C++ is the wizard, the nitroglycerin glass vial type.

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    PHP has weird decisions but in the end it’s a good back end

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      I think the front and back end of PHP are pretty similar. They are both the same letter P after all.

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    PHP has got a lot of new features in the language that makes it a little bit like c# now, so it’s not that bad anymore :P

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      C# is crap though. Well IMO anyways.

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        C# is pretty much my fav

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    Some of those color choices were chaotic evil too

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      i didnt make the template

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    JDSL

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    I would have put assembly as true neutral

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    Given how python tries to be as readable as possible with its controversial stance on using indentation, is it really neutral?

    Idk if moral alignment makes sense for languages, at least not as much as weapon metaphors.

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      The lack of braces in python code makes it quite difficult to read for someone who’s used to languages that use braces.

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        I agree, I was very careful to say tries to ಠᴗಠ

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    Whats DIS?

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      It appears to be Dis thing right here.

      Apparently it’s a nerfed variant of Malbolge. Malbolge is literally cryptographically difficult to program in, while Dis is merely migraine-inducing.

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    I would have put Perl as lawful evil, Brainfuck as Chaotic Evil and maybe ASM should have been Neutral Evil

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      I feel like malbolge is a much better fit for chaotic evil than brain fuck is but I agree with the rest

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