• Mesophar@pawb.social
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    3 months ago

    I know it’s green text, but assuming they called the suicide hotline before as well they must have done their job too

  • stebo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 months ago

    Next day the Domino’s guy is calling the suicide hotline because he got fired from dominos for offering free pizza.

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    3 months ago

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    Anonymous 12/08/14(Mon)20:06:46 No. 15084767
    
    >only know two numbers
    >domino's and suicide hotline
    >accidentally call domino's when feeling suicidal
    >guy answering the phone doesn't know what to do
    >offers me a free pizza
    >mfw that kept my from killing myself that night
    >mfw domino's does a better job than the suicide hotline