Angry Birds origin story
Stream of consciousness, I once busted out a corvid joke during COVID in a company meeting when a dude was complaining about crows calling in the background… it fell flat AF.
fell flat
Too bad. You’d think humor like that would have wings.
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What was the joke?!
Customer and I were talking about my busted rib and how miserable it is to cough or laugh. He laid this one on me (the timing is crucial) and put me in pain:
Know what they call the white stuff in chicken shit?
Chicken shit.
God, I don’t remember exactly but something like, “you’d better quarantine yourself, sounds like you’ve got corvid.”
Good to see the Primarch of the Raven guard enjoying an alliteration break between tormenting Lorgar. Though I feel like it’d be more productive to go after Erebus, could probably get half the Traitor legions to help him.
A cooperative, wide scale Erebus manhunt could bring peace to the 41st millennium
Heh… Turdus.
I’m assuming that someone didn’t like Robins and this naming scheme was revenge?
Probably some scientist was pooped on by a Robin.
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