Gollum@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 month agoAnother smart movefeddit.orgimagemessage-square65fedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down13
arrow-up116arrow-down1imageAnother smart movefeddit.orgGollum@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 month agomessage-square65fedilink
minus-squareramjambamalam@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-21 month ago Push directly to master, not main No command line args, just change the global const and recompile No env vars either Port numbers only go up to 5280, the number of feet in a mile All auth is just a password; tokens are minority developers, not auth, and usernames are identity politics No hashes – it’s the gateway drug to fentanyl No imports. INTERNAL DEVELOPERS FIRST Exceptions are now illegal and therefore won’t occur, so no need to check for them SOAP/XML APIs only No support for external machines. If it’s good enough for my machine, it’s good enough for yours.
minus-squareRikudou_Sage@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month ago Exceptions are now illegal and therefore won’t occur, so no need to check for them Ah, I see you’ve met C++ developers.
Ah, I see you’ve met C++ developers.