Chemistry in general is like magic to me.

But when I look at organic chemistry stuff, I know it’s magic.

Folks, if your boo:

• Calls their personality quirks “functional groups”
• Tests you by demanding you elucidate their mechanisms
• Has unexplainable peak splitting between 0 and 10 ppm

That’s not your boo; that’s an organic chemistry

Jumping of a roof will turn you from physics to forensics real quick.