I ate the onion on this one lol

Half of Congress wouldn’t get to vote. They are so old. Do you think they can handle themselves without a caretaker?

This is way too real. Vance was already suggesting parents should get extra votes for their underage children; they don’t need any extra ideas.

Would believe if this was a real news article.

Wasn’t that the de fuckto modus operandi of like half of the USA supreme court?

The elderly are more likely to be republicans.