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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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Self-proclaimed alpha male Tom Harrington was left fighting for his life in the ICU after accidentally touching an unopened box of tampons.
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    Guy buying condoms? He’s hoping to get some.

    Guy buying tampons? He’s definitely getting some.

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      And probably using condoms or he’d be buying pregnancy tests instead

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        Have the republicans banned birth control in your state already?

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          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvWQ4K5vwSk

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      Single dad erasure!

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      Next week

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      He is determined to earn the name “Red Beard”.

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        Earn your red wings yet?

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