“Shoots thirty-six bullet-shaped wooden slugs as fast as you can turn the crank”
GOD I LOVE CRANKING MY BIG DICK
AROOOOOOO BROTHER
“He’s an outlaw loose and running” Came the whisper from each lip “And he’s here to do some business With the big dick on his hip” Big dick on his hip
This was a real ad apparently. Snopes Article
Here’s a video of it in action
I’m oddly disappointed that you have to pull the “link” youself
“rapid succession”
Big Dick only costs tree fiddy? What a bargain!
At that point, I noticed that Big Dick was actually an 8 story tall crustacean from the protozoic era.
She gave him a dolla!
Extra shots can be purchased at any time
Let me guess…
Subscription service
BDaaS
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That era. Mail order
Did the meaning of the word “dick” change over time, or something like that? Or did morals change. Or both?
Yeah, “dick” wasn’t a phallic word until more recently. Dick Tracy being a Private Dick wasn’t funny. Nor was Nixon being known as Tricky Dick.
Every little boy wants to play with a big dick
Sung to the tune of “Big Bear”
