🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 22 days agoAnon takes the long way homesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1imageAnon takes the long way homesh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 22 days agomessage-square10fedilink
minus-squarezurohki@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·22 days agoPlot twist: Dad knows about the monster in the woods and that’s why he wants to make sure anon gets home on time.
minus-squarefibojoly@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·21 days agoAnd the beatings are to strengthen him for when the time comes…?
minus-squareel_abuelo@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·20 days agoI get beaten twice a week. Although my beaters call it jiu jitsu.
Plot twist: Dad knows about the monster in the woods and that’s why he wants to make sure anon gets home on time.
Dad is the monster.
Directed by: M. Night Shyamalan
And the beatings are to strengthen him for when the time comes…?
I get beaten twice a week.
Although my beaters call it jiu jitsu.