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minus-squareMaalus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-22 months agoWait till they add the prostate exam to checking vital signs
minus-squareShard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoCore body temperature is a vital sign. Guess the most clinically accurate way to measure that one.
minus-squareMaalus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoNot by prostate exam, that’s for sure.
minus-squareShard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoClose. It’s known as rectal temperature
minus-squareMaalus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoYeah, I know. It’s not a prostate exam.
minus-squareAkasazh@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoThe net result is similar, though
minus-squareMaalus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoThe net result of a prostate exam is that you get a boner. Temp measuring is just sticking an item in your butthole. Two different diagnostic things
minus-squareTimecircleline@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·edit-22 months agoNot really a prostrate exam but one of the first things trauma docs do is cut the pants off and put a finger up the bum to test spinal function
Wait till they add the prostate exam to checking vital signs
Core body temperature is a vital sign. Guess the most clinically accurate way to measure that one.
Not by prostate exam, that’s for sure.
Close. It’s known as rectal temperature
Yeah, I know. It’s not a prostate exam.
The net result is similar, though
The net result of a prostate exam is that you get a boner. Temp measuring is just sticking an item in your butthole. Two different diagnostic things
Speak for yourself ;p
I don’t wanna wait.
Not really a prostrate exam but one of the first things trauma docs do is cut the pants off and put a finger up the bum to test spinal function