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Cop Worried Illegal Immigrants Eating Neighborhood Dogs He Planned on Shooting

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Cop Worried Illegal Immigrants Eating Neighborhood Dogs He Planned on Shooting

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

Local police officer Brad Jenkins vocally expressed concern that illegal immigrants were in town eating all of the neighborhood dogs he was already planning on shooting.

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and Eric and Don Jr. love killing leopards and elephants and endagered sheep and who knows what else or the 'gram

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