• Blackout@fedia.io
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    4 months ago

    Sometimes I wish I could talk to birds and negotiate alliances and trade deals with them.

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        4 months ago

        I’ve been feeding my local crows roasted peanuts for a couple of years now. Selfish fuckers refuse to murder my enemies. Won’t even shit on their cars.