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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Donald Trump Promises To Bring Fruitopia Vending Machines Back to Public Schools if Elected in Latest Unhinged Rant

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Donald Trump Promises To Bring Fruitopia Vending Machines Back to Public Schools if Elected in Latest Unhinged Rant

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Former president Donald Trump told attendees at an outdoor rally that he would bring Fruitopia vending machines back to public schools within the first 100 days of his presidency if elected.

Until this moment I completely forgot about those things

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They switched to plastic.
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  Oh, some protein. I don’t remember those.

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