My blue civic back in 2005 was nicknamed cobalt. “You can take cobalt to pick dad up at the airport”. Something I had picked up from Gone in 60 seconds that I found cool (naming cars, not cobalt)
I had an Impala that I named Vlad, so it was “Vlad the Impala”.
My last car was named Alice after the “Alice in Chains” mix cd that was left in the cd changer when I bought it.
My current car isn’t named, because I think it might be cursed and I don’t want to give any more power to it.
My car is brown.
The first time I brought it home without telling my wife the color, she was unimpressed and said that it was “shart colored”.
We immediately named it “El Sharto”, and 5 years later the name has stuck
I have a white Prius named Shadowfax so if I need to go somewhere fast I can yell “run Shadowfax, show us the meaning of haste!”
The uterous. It’s a ute.
mother trucker
My first car was named “Safely”. Regardless of the quality of my driving, I was driving Safely.
My current car is Carefully.
Wait, what happened to Safely ?
I guess they were driving Safely, but not carefully
