Yeah, well, Earth got zero medals in this years Venusian Flame Games. Why not make a chart about that, huh?

Why are they not all the same number? Multiple people got the same medal? Why is this so much more often with bronze?

Still shocked they kicked out Pluto over a doping scandal.

When Jupiter or Saturn finally wins some competitions are they going to get their medals in the form of precious metals aersolized into a vapor and stuffed into a mason jar?

How are there more bronze medals than silver, and more gold medals than silver?