Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump recently selected Ohio Sen. J.D. Vance as his running mate. The Onion takes a look at the author and venture capitalist’s background and political stances.
    • alekwithak@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      2 months ago

      I was gonna say…

      "Face Shape: Cherubic.

      Go-To Eyeliner Brand: Covergirl Intensify Me! Liquid Liner in Intense Black.

      When Scanned At Vet Microchip ldentifies Owner As: Peter Thiel".

      Where even is the satire?

  • Snapz@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    2 months ago

    When Scanned At Vet, Microchip Identifies Owner As: Peter Thiel

    Make sure you know the truth around this part and how it relates to elon musk announcing that he’ll perpetually donate $45 million per month to trump.