Russian President Vladimir Putin promised Friday to "immediately" order a ceasefire in Ukraine and start negotiations if Kyiv began withdrawing troops from the four regions annexed by Moscow in 2022 and renounced plans to join NATO. Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy rejected what he called an ultimatum by Putin to surrender more territory.
Hey we’ve got a military genius over here! Yes you’re right, the way wars are negotiated is that the winning side completely gives up all terrain because we think they’re stupid meanies and then they can ask for a peace pretty please.
Okay I just talked to Putin and he said they weren’t going to leave and then negotiate, he called me stupid for suggesting it and asked me if I lived in fantasy land.
To be fair, that would have been the first time I’m history a peace deal was negotiated like that.
Hey we’ve got a military genius over here! Yes you’re right, the way wars are negotiated is that the winning side completely gives up all terrain because we think they’re stupid meanies and then they can ask for a peace pretty please.
Okay I just talked to Putin and he said they weren’t going to leave and then negotiate, he called me stupid for suggesting it and asked me if I lived in fantasy land.
To be fair, that would have been the first time I’m history a peace deal was negotiated like that.