next day: I invented something called a subscription!
The day after that: your letter e has worn down, replace it immediately.
or we will remotely lock your printing press (with a pad lock)
Letter e replacements are available as part of a letter subscription package. The basic package has z, q, j, x, and k for only costs £25 per month. If you want to include e, you’ll have to upgrade to the deluxe premium pack which has every letter, for only £79 per month.*
*Punctuation not included. English alphabet only, terms and conditions apply. May not be used for commercial, blasphemous, or heretical purposes.
What sayest thou?
pergament casket loaden scrolle?!?“How is girl got pergament?”
“I think I got gf bergamot, what to do next?”
Back upon thine ass with ye ol resurrection.
Please subscribe to print
See that just goes to show how far we’ve come technologically. Now it tells you that you’re out of yellow because of the hidden marks it prints on every page without telling you.
Please contact HP PrinterCare
> Sends messenger on horseback
I hope we can get the source code if the press jam, otherwise we need to write a new OS.