TheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agoIndiana judge rules tacos and burritos are, in fact, sandwicheswww.nbcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square46linkfedilinkarrow-up1120arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up1116arrow-down1external-linkIndiana judge rules tacos and burritos are, in fact, sandwicheswww.nbcnews.comTheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square46linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMelkath@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down2·1 year agoAnd in California bees are fish.
minus-squareTransient Punk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoIn Catholicism beavers are fish.
minus-squareMelkath@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down2·1 year agoAnd in absurdism, beavers are bees.
minus-squarew2tpmf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down2·1 year agoI’ve encountered a few beavers that smell like fish.
minus-squareEmoDuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoMa’am, I’ve told you before. You are not allowed to visit this zoo if you keep sniffing our animals
And in California bees are fish.
In Catholicism beavers are fish.
And in absurdism, beavers are bees.
Both are busy, the logic checks out
I’ve encountered a few beavers that smell like fish.
Ma’am, I’ve told you before. You are not allowed to visit this zoo if you keep sniffing our animals
Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver