• NJSpradlin@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    That’s the breed of Southern Evangelical Nazi, specifically. Only distantly related to the German Nazi of roughly 100 years ago. Those German ones are a dying breed, they were culled pretty hard back then, after briefly becoming popular in some circles. Something to do with their selective breeding policy and aggressive behavior. They just didn’t play that well with others. Also they had a habit of biting, everyone and their neighbors.

    The Southern Evangelical Nazi breed is a split off from the last surviving Confederate lineage, which was dying out for a while after some big misunderstanding about whether or not certain members could have autonomy or control over each other. Just like the German Nazis, they just didn’t play well with others and wanted to be able to force their beliefs and control over others. Something about property rights, but it was weird because they labeled others as ‘property’ too, and they said it was their ‘right’ to do so. W/e.

    Anyway, if the old Confederate breed had been taken out back and shot for being useless, we wouldn’t have had the new Southern Evangelical Nazi breed. Instead they erected statues of them, like a fucking mascot for a football team like UGA (American college football, University of Georgia, their mascot is a white Pug).

    Edit: to expand on the difference of the two breeds, German and Southern Evangelical, the later ties christofascism into it, which requires that they elevate the Jewish breed because their religious leader comes from that breed himself.

    Now, it gets really funny when, another Georgian Southern Evangelical Nazi, that we colloquially know as ‘MTG’… sorry, please try to keep up here… spouts antisemitism rhetoric… which, if you aren’t tracking is just lingo for disliking the Jewish breed, keeping it simple here folks because I’m trying to tie together a lot of points… anyway, she’s kind of dumb which happens with inbreeding. After a while there really isn’t much left when it comes to the good genes. Sadly, her owners are puppeting* her around for her quirks, instead of showing her, and us, mercy by just putting her down. It’s like Pugs, guys. They’re fucked up, and if we keep buying them, they’ll keep making them. At some point we all just have to stop and let them die.

    Edit 2: to elaborate on my point of bringing up the Jewish breed and tying in MTG, the funny part is MTG blamed her antisemitism toward the Jewish breed… on the fact that the Jewish breed… get this guys, that the Jewish breed killed or gave up her christofascist mascot.

    Edit 3: I have been informed that I misnamed the UGA mascot as a ‘Pug’ when it’s an ‘English Bulldog’. My argument still stands, inbreeding causes idiocy… and other negative health defects and shouldn’t be supported. Whether you’re breeding dogs or human pieces of trash like MTG and that Republican politician who wrote a book where she described shooting her dog ‘for being useless’.

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      5 months ago

      How dare you stereotype like that! You’re also spot-on. I live in the San Antonio area of Texas, which is surrounded by German towns and filled with German settlers.

      As for MTG—she can pry my space laser from my cold, dead hands.