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Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 19 days ago

Every developer had their own sacred list of Git rituals they swore were "the good ones," like medieval doctors prescribing bloodletting.

www.linkedin.com

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Every developer had their own sacred list of Git rituals they swore were "the good ones," like medieval doctors prescribing bloodletting.

www.linkedin.com

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 19 days ago

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BB_C@programming.dev · 20 days ago

When I found out even Rust needed the clib, it was like seeing an iron-clad fortress only to look closer and see it was being held up by sticks, ducktape, and prayers.

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When I found out even Rust needed the clib, it was like seeing an iron-clad fortress only to look closer and see it was being held up by sticks, ducktape, and prayers.

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Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 21 days ago

Python, even on a good day, is an interpreted langauge who takes strolls in the park, watches the ducks, and honours the UK Tea Alarm. 🫖

mrshiny608.github.io

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Python, even on a good day, is an interpreted langauge who takes strolls in the park, watches the ducks, and honours the UK Tea Alarm. 🫖

mrshiny608.github.io

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 21 days ago

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Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 26 days ago

I was pretty shocked when the majority of candidates we interviewed for internship positions recently weren’t aware of “types”.

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I was pretty shocked when the majority of candidates we interviewed for internship positions recently weren’t aware of “types”.

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 26 days ago

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Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 28 days ago

The language that don't have pointers I don't consider them trustworthy

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The language that don't have pointers I don't consider them trustworthy

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 28 days ago

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Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 1 month ago

Choose peace, choose performance, choose Go

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Choose peace, choose performance, choose Go

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 1 month ago

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Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 1 month ago

People often say SQL has no problem to scale but they've never actually done it

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People often say SQL has no problem to scale but they've never actually done it

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 1 month ago

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 1 month ago

Whenever I see yet another level of YAML indirection rather than, you know, an actual programming language, I get a little sad.

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Whenever I see yet another level of YAML indirection rather than, you know, an actual programming language, I get a little sad.

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 1 month ago

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Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 2 months ago

I no longer think you should learn to code

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I no longer think you should learn to code

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 2 months ago

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Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 2 months ago

Liking any of these indicates a belief system I don't agree with

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Liking any of these indicates a belief system I don't agree with

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 2 months ago

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0xDEADBEEFCAFE@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago

C++ [..] is under attack from the US and EU [and] everybody promoting a different language for anything C++ is used for [..]

www.open-std.org

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C++ [..] is under attack from the US and EU [and] everybody promoting a different language for anything C++ is used for [..]

www.open-std.org

0xDEADBEEFCAFE@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago

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0xDEADBEEFCAFE@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago

The TrapC compiler can avoid most memory-safe-pointer boundary checks by using AI code reasoning

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The TrapC compiler can avoid most memory-safe-pointer boundary checks by using AI code reasoning

0xDEADBEEFCAFE@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago

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Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 2 months ago

My hard drive overheated long before I could complete a full pass through the database

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My hard drive overheated long before I could complete a full pass through the database

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 2 months ago

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Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 2 months ago

Cursor told me I should learn coding instead of asking it to generate code

forum.cursor.com

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Cursor told me I should learn coding instead of asking it to generate code

forum.cursor.com

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 2 months ago

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0xDEADBEEFCAFE@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago

[...] errors in Go are treated as first-class citizens (values) [which] has a deeply-rooted history in programming language theory and the main goal of Go as a language itself

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[...] errors in Go are treated as first-class citizens (values) [which] has a deeply-rooted history in programming language theory and the main goal of Go as a language itself

0xDEADBEEFCAFE@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago

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Kissaki@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago

[Meta] Request for Community Description

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[Meta] Request for Community Description

Kissaki@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago

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Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 2 months ago

100 concurrent users = 8640000/day

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100 concurrent users = 8640000/day

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 2 months ago

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Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 2 months ago

Why are developers so attached to computer gibberish

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Why are developers so attached to computer gibberish

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 2 months ago

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0xDEADBEEFCAFE@programming.devEnglish · 3 months ago

I once spent three days debugging a single line of code. When I finally found the missing semicolon, my team praised me as a “coding wizard.”

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I once spent three days debugging a single line of code. When I finally found the missing semicolon, my team praised me as a “coding wizard.”

0xDEADBEEFCAFE@programming.devEnglish · 3 months ago

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Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 3 months ago

man's really wrote like 7 classes to just have 1 function each

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man's really wrote like 7 classes to just have 1 function each

Drew@sopuli.xyzM · 3 months ago

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