You are my favourite kind of player.
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I’ve taken more damage from party members trying to get me under control than from the enemy. Now they keep me on a leash.
Looking up an electricity pylon’s skirt.
I’ve just reviewed your mod log and I’m pretty sure the problem is you.
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Uplifting News@lemmy.world•MAGA melts down over ‘WOKE MARXIST POPE’ who is a ‘Never Trumper liberal’English
13·7 months agoSilly Evangelicals, you don’t get a say in it.
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Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL there was a woman pope.English
2·7 months agoI don’t think you read that article before posting that headline.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Humans now lose the ability to speak, but gains the ability communicate via pulses of light. How does society change?
2·7 months agoMy wife will try to pulse light at me while I’m asleep or in another room.
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Uplifting News@lemmy.world•Missouri legislature votes to ban child marriage, raising age to 18English
141·7 months agoI mean… this is reason to celebrate, but at the same time it’s like saying you’re giving up on blinding orphan puppies. You were doing what?
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General Discussion@lemmy.world•Strength Through Immigration
3·7 months agoEvery time another part of the world goes through Interesting Times our options for eating out get better.
I look forward to the upcoming wave of tex-mex and BBQ restaurants.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why does it seem like every other post on here is deleted shortly after being posted?
3·7 months agoI guess some people haul their baggage with them wherever they happen to go.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•When you think about it The Sun is actually at the very bottom.
5·7 months agoThe enemy’s gate is Down.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•It's best to take a piss before eating a hot chip.
4·7 months agoHot as in spicy? Yeah. I’ve made that mistake.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Is anyone else suddenly waking up super early for no reason?
2·7 months agoYes I am. Seems to happen to me every time the season changes.
Damning the man is one thing, giving up a convenience is another.
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Uplifting News@lemmy.world•Trump says he is not considering running for third termEnglish
1·7 months agoWait until he decides to make them the 52nd state.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•what's something from your job that could kill a horror movie monster/villain?
1·7 months agoThe autopsy saw. It’s a gleaming monstrosity of stainless steel designed to part human flesh like Moses parted the red sea. You can stack zombies as deep as you want, the saw won’t even slow down. The only thing that will stop it is the length of the mechanical arm it hangs from, because it’s unfortunately too heavy for most people to lift.
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Uplifting News@lemmy.world•Trump says he is not considering running for third termEnglish
0·7 months agoHe is literally the one man on Earth no-one can ignore.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are your legit experiences where "the obstacle was the way"
1·7 months agoNow I want to change my order, because that sounds pretty good.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are your legit experiences where "the obstacle was the way"
0·7 months agoI would also like a ham and cheese.










Interesting. Radiative cooling using the sky as a heat sink needs very low humidity, doesn’t it?