Hey, thanks for reading my bio. You know, you’re pretty cool. I’m glad we got to share this moment together.

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Cake day: February 15th, 2024

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  • Translated this from LinkedIn Speak to English:

    I guilt-tripped my dad into buying a $1,000 knife set from my high school pyramid scheme back in 2005.

    He let them rot in a drawer for two decades because he obviously didn’t want them. Now I’ve inherited them in Florida, which is the only way I was ever going to get any value out of that scam.

    I was 17 and predatory enough to close a pity sale on my own father for Vector Marketing. To everyone who correctly points out that Cutco is a joke: the knives actually haven’t fallen apart yet, which is more than I can say for my dignity at the time.

    Your first shitty sales job was probably a humiliating waste of time, but if you wait twenty years, you can try to spin it into a deep life lesson for engagement.







  • Had to get some caulk for a project recently. Holy shit there are so many different types of caulk. Different colors of caulk. Different sizes of caulk. Specialty caulk that is thick and caulk that is particularly sticky.

    I’m not a caulk person but after getting hands-on, I got what I needed.