I won’t lie, I did read it and think this is what I would probably comment if I was stoned, so I get that aha

We don’t know this persons name, the tagline is the news headline not this persons name, it’s about an actual data breach

Poland is still fairly religious and I’ve heard accounts of the amount some people eat on Fat Thursday on the leadup to Easter. Pretty sure that a specific type of donut is quite popular for it. So yeah, probably related