I wonder what, exactly, his ancestor might have done acquire the surname Semen Chuck. 🤔

You say that every. single. time.

Man, I mean, that kind of is the ugly truth, isn’t it? Some people actually can excuse racism and pedophilia if it means there’s a shot at personal gain. I’m not surprised, really, just wholly disgusted.

The article doesn’t outline their relationship but does mention he’s hurt the boy before. Seems unlikely a personal acquaintance would give him continued access after the first time, so maybe a girlfriend’s son?

Wouldn’t surprise me if it was just some citizens kid he’d occasionally harass and their parent didn’t feel comfortable speaking up due to the power dynamics.

But they’re yours, there’s literally no one in the universe more deserving.

I swear when I was a kid he had wipers on his boobie windows.

They changed the fitness test to a chili cook off back in '07.

I’m having trouble reconciling the clear and obvious answer of YES with Betteridge’s law of headlines, which mandates NO.

Is there a trick to it? I remember trying once as a kid and getting basically nothing.