Microwaving my balls as I lock eyes with and nod at every one of my coworkers

There’s something so repulsive about assigning pronouns to an LLM

Another same fucking story that libs will absolutely eat up. They crave someone cramming their mouths with unoriginal thoughts

The god damn people are rotten to their core

Mr Leopard sir please eat my face

Bring me back to Madness

I think they’re banking on the idea that a 50% reduction in material conditions for Americans won’t lead to revolutionary conditions. I think they’re right on that gamble, the American political subject is uniquely allergic to helping themselves collectively

Meanwhile Biden was just asking a banana with a face drawn on it

Well actually Ace Combat 8 is coming out in October which should fix this

Seems like an easy play to get crypto bros to essentially buy more US bonds

Yeah I’m on that tier

I know it’s very 2016 to say but like the shit Republicans would be saying non-stop about authoritarian communist takeover if Biden or Obama had done something like this would be monumental lmao. Please tell me there’s a subscription model to this grift, it’s just too funny

I don’t think they can think that hard anymore

Zero chance China would have started a war over that lmao they would have just sent a strongly worded letter

Mom I’m out of Verizon Bucks again and the Treasury needs me to buy more yen

I think the rest of the western ruling class is starting to catch on to the whole “we need to erect fences of regulation around our AIs so that we don’t have to compete with better Chinese open weight models” angle

The first guy has totally made a video before where he’s like “and this is why I don’t play basketball with black men anymore”

The only jet I fly is an F-15SEX

We love our beautiful boaters

DARPA backs adamantine skeletons