Yay! More racists!

Made me laugh hard.

No. And these sound like trauma reactions.

Me first! Smoke bomb!

A million bajillion percent.

Pass the munchies. Here we go!

Nobody’s standards should be that low. You may need some help my friend.

My ex wife.

Ohmygosh, so did I.

Sure. Why would anyone need such a thing? They’ve already found it.

Every chance we can.

If only I could give you two upvotes. One for Australia being the most dangerous place in the known universe, and two for the messed up looking D&D beastie. Well played, my friend.

Awesome. That is sooo neat that I haven’t aged out too bad. Whatever works my friend.

Didn’t think of that one back then. Nice one!

Perfect for teaching 3rd grade earth science

You do realize I’m going to do this? I blame you. You’re awesome.

Wow. I thought my dad jokes were corny. Now where can I use this?

It was the early 90’s and Raleigh had a line called Technium. The tubes were bonded to the lugs. Not really welded. More pinned and “glued” I guess. The frame broke at either the top or down tube and there went the fork, and my buddy’s face. Screw aluminum. Steel has memory. I found that out the hard way. I’m far from a metallurgist. This is the extent of my elementary teacher brain. And a broken cf seat post is scary.

As a former cyclist, steel is real. I’ve seen aluminum bikes fail (as in, break at the top and down tube)during a ride. Screw your aluminum!

Maybe a bowler or a fedora? My thoughts.

Very cute.