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  • gankouskhan@piefed.zipto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneP.E. rule
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    11 days ago

    I remember my football coach being the shape of a 6’5" meatball. He used to make us do “burns” in the gym which was basically lift the weight I tell you to ask fast as I tell you to until I tell you not to and swap with your spotter. Then we would have to push the weighted sleds down the field where he would stand at the end zone behind us with a bat. We were to push the sled down faster than he could rub with the bat to get us. Fortunately for us his “running” was more like what you do to shimmy a refrigerator out of the cabinets around it. He did get us one time and we found out it was a plastic bat but the thing still fucking hurt.





  • Someone at his address on the day he was hospitalized had a heart attack. They won’t say who, but I mean… They also needed to perform CPR. It’s not looking good for him. Unfortunately if they delay announcing for long enough they won’t have to give up the seat to a special election according to Kentucky law is my guess here. Within 90 days of a major election gets them to postpone it. They are absolutely terrified of losing.