My understanding is Tolkien wasn’t much more than just a translator

This one is aggressively stupid

Only fucking assholes are misinterpreting the intention of her statement

This isn’t prescriptive linguistics

I wish the choice wasn’t between this guy and an 80-year-old, but the 80-year-old was the least terrible option

Why would he think it’s a real cursed book? Seems like it might be an intriguing meta horror novel or something