No one wrote that at all. They might’ve prompted it, but I doubt they write it.

Agreed

The universe is amazing

This mother fucker said magnets stop working in the water and are therefore a stupid thing to put on a boat.

This can’t be my original timeline. This is the demented rantings of an old man. But he happens to be the fucking president…

Fuck this.

Got that eucalyptus whiskey dick

Ah thanks

I’m all for trans everything, but you all are just shoving babies in each other?? I don’t know if I can’t get behind that… Poor kids.

ELIA: Explain like I’m American

Whoa whoa whoa, that’s not the intention at all! Why would you think that?? Clearly this guy is just making a unique bird feeder and has no ulterior motive or ill will towards these flock cameras. In fact, if we all just made bird feeder like these I’m sure it would help with the birds not accidentally pecking the real cameras…

It was screenshot about 23 hour from the time it was posted

Just peer reviewed that. Verified.

Source - scientist. I peeped that shit and checked out.

Less than what you paid for it.

Scientist here. It’s true.

No, they studied. Not that unique honestly.

I had a friend that did that

Moooo

Milk

To be fair Batman has no superpowers either. Except being a filthy rich guy.

I’m into the other bdsm

Boofing drugs so much

Yes, yes… This seems like a totally normal reaction. Carry on.