TomMasz

Anything but tax the rich. They must not cover that in the Economics curriculum.

“Sometimes Excel is what’s available.”

I worked for a Big Company that was cutting back and dropped their Oracle contracts, forcing all the DBAs to work in Access. Then they fired all the DBAs, forcing everyone to either try to figure out Access or switch to Excel. Guess which way they went.

In my last job at that company, my department had built an Excel spreadsheet (database) so large and full of calculations they had to request money to update our machines to 64-bit Windows and 16GB RAM just to run it.

Fascists: Words mean what we say they mean.

Botanically, fruits don’t have to be sweet. It’s anything that’s a seed carrier of some kind. Vegetables are other plant parts that don’t contain seeds, more or less. It. Culinary usage takes a different approach, hence the different aisles.

Not sure about beans, I don’t usually buy canned beans.

There are two big grocery chains where I live. One puts the olives in the canned vegetable aisle, the other puts them in the canned fruit aisle. I keep forgetting which does which and end up in the wrong aisle every time.

Full-frontal or full-dorsal nudity, but never both.

Everything you want in a bean burrito but nothing else. Absolutely nothing else.

Not quite. You have to take the number of years since this was made, divide by 2, and then multiply by $99.

Being promoted to the C-suite causes brain damage.

You can’t make this stuff up.

Future technician trying to solve a problem by reading the machine log: What. The. Fuck?

But only if there’s no mention of climate or climate change.

Maybe they can blame it on Biden or “woke”. I wish I was kidding.

She absolutely hates him. It’s awe-inspiring to see.

Can also be used with introverts.

That’s the issue here. It’s so automated that if even the slightest thing goes wrong, the vehicle goes into a mode that makes it difficult to continue, though not impossible. I wouldn’t have chosen to get towed in this instance, since it still drives, but had they been on a highway, it would have been dangerous/illegal to continue at 15 mph. It feels like this was a design decision made without considering the consequences.

I’ve seen what happens when a hood opens at highway speed. No one was hurt, but that driver probably filled their pants, if you know what I mean.

Wait, you need to be towed if the “frunk” doesn’t close all the way???